Le Club

What is happening now?

“It is Monday. We are having clubs now.”

Every student is in a club?

“It is required. Yes. And each club has a patron. Will you be patron for the Drama Club?”

But I teach drama all day. Is there a Chess Club? Or an Art Club? Like drawing and painting?

“Hm. Ah? Okay, I will talk to the vice principal. Maybe we can have this.”

(Later…)

“Okay, I have talked with the vice principal. You can be patron for the Art Club, but it must also be French Club and Writing Club.”

But I do not speak French.

“It would only be a little bit French.”

I do not speak any French at all.

“No?”

No. None at all.

“But with the art and the writing, this could be okay.”