“Do I look good in this shirt?”
“No. It looks terrible on you.”
“Give me another shirt.”
“No. We don’t have any.”
“Where is your manager?”
“You’re talking to him.”
“You suck.”
“No, you suck. Get
out of my store.”
“No, you get out.”
"Fine."
(Both exit.)
* * *
“Help me dig this hole.”
“Okay.”
“We need to find gold.”
“Yes.”
“I’ve fallen in the hole!”
Freeze. Audience, look at this pose. What might be going on?
“Two guys digging a hole.”
Right, but what else?
“One fell in the hole.”
Right, but what else?
“They are looking for gold.”
Right, but aside from that - that was the previous scene
they just did - what else might be
going on based on this pose?
“They are looking for silver.”
“You poor hobo. Let me help you.”
*
* *
“You poor hobo. Let me help you.”
“Thank you, madam.”
Okay, audience, what should happen now?
“He should rape her.”
A day from my life as well. Even the rape discussion. No joke.
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